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Dear Penis
by Barnabus
You are beautiful...all 7 1/4 inches of you. Life would be devastatingly boring without your purpley, veigny, throbbing majesty. You have provided me, dear penis, with such joy and pleasure throughout my life. Ill never forget when I discovered your magical powers at the age of 11. You frightened me at first, dear penis, with your mystical, gooey, explosions...but it fascinated and mesmerized me in ways that the English language is insufficient in describing. Penis, you are a true marvel, and a miracle...and the ladies atest to this. They thank you also, dear penis. You are reliable, trustworthy, always at the ready. For this, you shall be rewarded with great blessings. My only regret, dear penis, is that those bloodthirsty savages scalped you when I was a terrified, defenseless,infant. Had I any say in the matter, you would still have your magnificent foreskin. Dear Penis, always know that I love you and appreciate the joy you have given me in my 30 years on this planet. You are more than just my penis, you are my best friend.
Love,
Barnabus
P.S. Thank you for remaining a healthy and disease free, penis.
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